Lolquote compendium #4: More IM lolz than you could ever want
Me: i feel like there was something else i was supposed to tell you
Me: but now i don't remember
Jimmy: U ARE PREGGO WITH NICKYS BABY!
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Me: YES I AM.
Jimmy: omg!
Jimmy: that means u saw Nickys fried twinkie?!

We do, apparently:
Claud: unfortunately i am heading to a party :(
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Me: LMAO who gets sad about going to a party?

Me: man, FUCK THIS GONG, I WANT MOAR BAD POP
Me: GONG lol song i meant

Jimmy: most girls want clothes blah blah blah but not u
Me: well i want that too XD
Jimmy: no get u a hedgehog
Me: but if i'm going to use my feminine wiles for something
Me: it's gotta be RISKY

Claud: i'm sorry you think that nicky is an attractive man :(
Me: i'm sorry you think i'm staring at nicky!
Claud: i'm sorry you are staring at a picture of both nicky and richey, when i know you have plenty of pictures of just super pretty richey
Me: i'm sorry you think i'm motivated enough to bother to go in my richey folder

Me: QUICK! name me a song where i can replace a word with "feet" or "foot"
Jimmy: wait till you see my foot! hey bitch, wait till you see my foot!

Me: ok food has been eaten and juice has been drunk, now i will be your tattoo artist
Linn: Y!
Linn: lol..thats a sentence I never thought I'd hear from you XD

Me: LMAO mom is like "i think it's time for us to get a new vacuum"
Me: i'm like "a dyson perhaps?"
Claud: NO
Claud: ahahahahaha
Me: :(
Me: but it sucks harder than anything else!
Claud: > : (

Claud: would you have sex with a panda if it looked like richey?
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: ..............................................
Claud: YOU WOULD
Me: richey is practically a panda anyhow
Claud: ew
Me: N.
Claud: ahahahahahaha

NICKY WIRE: IS A GIRL Y/Y/MFY?
Claud: erm HERRO, sometimes i like androgynous pretty boys
Claud: i've kinda gotten over it as i've gotten older, but i still like a few
Claud: ahahahahaha
Me: especially when they are getting massaged by big black mens? ahahahahaha
Claud: actually no
Claud: thats a bit unsettling ahahaha
Me: i kind of lol'ed at that part
Me: oh my god i kind of want to load it again
Claud: i thought that was a girl?
Me: ahahahahaha nope

Claud: GUYS FROM OTHER PROFESSIONS!
Claud: GO!
Linn: XD
Claud: steve jobs?
Claud: y/n?
Linn: no
Me: BACK IN THE OLD DAYS OH GOD YES
Me: did i just admit that?
Claud: LOL

Jimmy: EAT THAT HEAD EEEEAT IT
Jimmy: NOW TELL ME YOU CANT MAKE THAT DIRTY
Me: ahahahahahahaha it already IS kinda dirty
Jimmy: a cookie for you!
Jimmy: congradulations
Me: ahahahahahaha almost anything with the word "eat" in it
Jimmy: true
Me: hell YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO MADE A DIRTY HANNIBAL JOKE THE OTHER DAY

Me: you guys are in prison. there!
Linn: hahaha, prison XD
Claud: not all gay experiences are had in prisons ANGELA >:(

Linn: we have very nice prisons in Norway, my friends boyfriend went to prison for a couple of months, they got steak for dinner and stuffs like that
Claud: OMG
Me: I WANT TO GO TO PRISON IN NORWAY!
Claud: if i get arrested anywhere i want it to be in norway
Linn: me too XD
Claud: ahahahahahahahaha
Me: ahahahahahahaahhahahaha
Me: BRAINTRIPLETS!

Me: i like that. you want me nekkid and hairless so you can fix me up?
Linn: yes, i want you naked....
Linn: XD...so wrong
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: I KNEW IT! nobody can resist me
Linn: I prefer it if you kept the hair, way more sexier!

Me: bobby had bought me a green tea and i had to take huge chugs out of it once [creepy boy] asked "are you lying?" i'm like "no" *chug chug chug* "why would i lie?" *chug chug chug*
Me: yeah, i'm too nice now goddammit. the old angela would have just said "ummm no. for one thing i still have standards"

Me: nowadays? i'd just buy all the damn candy for my kid
Linn: hahaha yea...exactly my thought, why not buy the candy, then you know it's safe to eat
Me: i guess i like the school functions though, my poor kid would be like "but mooooooooom everyone else gets to trick or treat, i'm sitting here doing nothing"
Linn: haha true
Me: (i was the poor kid who from about 5th grade up had to help with those godforsaken school functions)
Linn: XD
Me: so naturally i wasn't too keen on them then, but now...hell, i'd take my kid to one of those
Me: at least if you get something weird in your candy then, you can sue the school

Claud: OH MY GOD
Claud: i am going to hell
Me: Y ARE U GOING TO HELL?
Claud: i was just thinking "no, if we got married we'd have to bang"
Me: dirty thoughts about
Me: ok yeah
Me: ahahahaha
Claud: "i'll just tell him we're banging for jesus"
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: enjoy hell.
Claud: ahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: no but if you're married then it's ok! no reason to feel guilty!
Claud: because thats the thing that set God off
Claud: he's like "nope nope NO!"
Claud: see there you go!!!!!!!

Me: you love...you love us. :(

After I showed Claud a certain pic of our favorite buttless wonder:
Claud: ugh i just threw up in my mouth a little
Claud: OH MY GOD
Me: ahahahahahaha i was gonna say i killed you ded 'cuz you weren't responding
Claud: OH MY GOD ITS LIKE BURNED INTO MY BRAIN
Me: I KNOWR GIHT
Claud: SEND ME AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING HAPPY
Claud: ahahahahahahaha
Me: OMF GUFK I CAN'T EVEN TYPIE NO MORE
Me: OMG JUST GO TO MY LARRY PHOTOFUCKIT BECAUSE THINGS ARE TOO SLOW HERE
Claud: WHAT IS THE LINK AGAIN
Claud: AHAHAHAHA ITS SO AWFUL
Me: ahahahahaha omg i'm trying to get to it as fast as i can
Me: *ahem* i mean yes i much prefer the other end because at least it is for great lulz
Claud: oh my god dude
Claud: I HATE YOU
Claud: ahahahahahahahahaha
Me: DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU
Nearly 10 minutes of puppy and kitty pics later:
Me: man
Me: i really didn't know it would traumatize you THAT much!
Claud: it was just so confusing
Claud: its like, it made no sense
Claud: i was staring trying to figure out how it was physically possible
Claud: and my mind broke

Me: I HAVE PROOF THAT I CAN'T DO HOES ON THAT ONE POSE
Me: i mean
Me: shoes
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Me: *headdesk*
Me: you and your talk of avenue d
Claud: you can do a good ho on any pose ;)

Claud: ahahahaha im at sucks
Me: ahahahahaha
Me: which sort of begs the question
Me: when aren't you?!
Claud: NEVER
Claud: i'm at sucks in my dreams
Claud: i take a laptop into the bathroom and look at sucks
Me: ahahahahahahahahaha
Me: you know.....i wonder if the line would reach......
Claud: LMAO
Claud: :s
Claud: i was joking!
Me: ahahahahahahaha
Me: i was just thinking go in there late at night and sit on the floor and not disturb anyone!
Me: it would be funny if we actually did that though
Claud: O_o
Claud: o_O
Claud: you're gonna look at PRON!!!!! >>>>>>>>_>
Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ahahahahahahaha
Me: like it would be worth it with this damn connection ahahahaha
Claud: ahahahahahahahaha
Claud: LMAO
Claud: omg
Claud: with the super slow loading images
Claud: it would kinda be a fun guessing game though
Claud: like "What is that?"
Claud: "A nose?"
Claud: "ELBOW!"
Claud: "I dunno man....."

Me: i think i had a friend whose nickname was pickle XD
Me: hell if i can remember why
Claud: i dont think i wanna KNOW why!
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: geez we were like 10!
Claud: ahahahahahahahaha
Claud: suuuuuuuuuuure
Me: i promise! fifth grade!
Claud: whatevs......
Claud: ahahaha
Me: i wonder how she's doing. she hasn't been in the newspaper lately for whatever mathematic advances or whatever she's been a part of at whatever prestigious east coast university she ended up at
Claud: IT WAS A GIRL?!?!?!
Me: geez, what kind of dirty minded uncouth delinquents do you think we were when we were 10? gosh

Claud: but i'm wiccan?
Claud: ahahahahahahahaha
Claud: no i'm not
Me: don't lie, i see that pentagram
Me: and you know
Me: how you're always typing "praise the goddess"
Claud: oh yeah
Claud: ahem!
Claud: Goddess
Claud: i should put a hex on you
Me: ahaha we are good people
Me: hex me baby, HEX ME!
Me: or you know, please don't
Claud: ahahahahahahaha
Claud: i dunno, that sounds kinda hot

Claud: my dog is licking his area
Claud: next to me
Claud: i feel uncomfortable
Me: ahahahahahahahaha
Me: my cat always does that
Me: pervy animals
Claud: SRSLY
Claud: liking their areas
Claud: WTF
Claud: ahahahaha
Me: LMAO
Me: well
Me: i think it's out of necessity

Me: i'll just throw you in a different loincloth and make you an auroran and call that your request XD
Claud: NO
Claud: ahahahahaha
Claud: NO
Claud: i don't wear loincloths
Claud: not in public anyways

Me: i'm having a hard time deciding what to listen to XD
Claud: me too
Claud: new young pony club isn't working out
Claud: i keep shivering
Me: ahahahahahaha
Me: hmmm mebbe i'll try it
Claud: i'm sure the song and my shivering aren't related
Claud: i am always cold
Me: ahahahaha YEAH
Me: i mean, unless you tried listening to ice cream
Me: ermm
Me: ahahahahaha bad jokes
Claud: HOW DO YOU KNOW
Claud: oh
Claud: ahahahahahahahaha i get it

Claud: h8
Claud: ahahaha
Me: h8?
Claud: h8!
Claud: comp crashed ahahaha
Me: H8!
Me: awwwwww
Me: h8
Claud: ahahaha srsly
Me: ahahaha deepest convo ever
Me: h8! h8? H8.
Claud: i know!

Claud: i don't think i could date someone with bad taste in music
Me: ahahahahaha
Me: i'd have a VERY hard time
Me: "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME BECAUSE I LIKE (such and such crappy band)?!?!?!?!"
Me: "yeah sorry"
Claud: ahahaha basically what i would do
Claud: but i would be like "Yeah I'm sorry....
Claud: .....SORRY YOU HAVE SUCH SHITTY TASTE IN MUSIC!"
Me: but not as sorry as your sorry ass AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Me: *hi five!!!*
Claud: ahahahahaha srsly
Me: but i don't want a guy to have too pretentious taste in music you know?
Me: i still wanna be able to pwn him every once in a while ahahahaha
Claud: same here ahahaha
Me: ahahahahaha *hi five again*

Claud: i gave up drinking and stuff for lent! :DDD
Me: :OOOOOOO WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT i meaaaaaaaan erm
Me: that's awesome!

Me: PATRON!
Me: mmmm patron
Claud: FUXZ YEAH PATRON
Claud: mmmm patrooon
Me: king drink!
Claud: patron is civilization
Claud: patron builds tall buildings
Claud: patron makes planes fly
Me: patron is basically god.
Claud: patron instills fear into the hearts of men
Me: wait patron can't be god
Me: if i don't believe in god
Me: patron is teh awesomeness.
Claud: plus patron is mexican
Me: patron is MY god. there. that works
Claud: therefore he is dios
Me: i worship patron.
Me: AHAHAHA that works too!
Me: holy patron!

Me: again, i did ask if we could get married in ireland XD ahahahahahahahaahah
Me: hey, don't put too much stock into it until i'm sober Xd
Me: made me forge tabout my itch thoooough
Claud: what?
Claud: i have no idea what is going on?
Claud: did you just gay marriage propose to me?
Me: ahahahahahhaha i dunno
Claud: ummmm
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Claud: i dunno if i would want to since you are talking about an itch XDDDDDDDD
Me: ahahhahahaha IT'S HIVES I SWEAR
Me: ahahahahhahahahaha
Me: they don't itch anymore since i got drunk
Claud: hmmm
Claud: imitation crabs eh?
Claud: ahahahahahahaha
Me: ahahahah
Me: lobsters XD

Me: :OOOOOO wayuki's new layout
Me: i liiiiiike ahahahahaha
Claud: OH MY GOD
Claud: ITS BOOBS
Claud: ahahahaha
Claud: if only she was holding like a giant bottle of booze
Claud: that would be my dream girl right there
Me: ahahahahaahahahahaha
Me: SERIOUSLY

Claud: i should make like a smell chart or something ahahaha
Claud: just go around smelling guys shirts
Claud: and see if i can figure out who is gay or not
Me: smell tests. it's the new gaydar!

Me: i probably am gonna have to drink like a quarter of the bottle to feel anything
Me: too lazy
Me: DAMMIT I'M TOO LAZY TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC!
Me: i lose at life
Claud: ahahahahahahaha
Claud: we all lose at life ahaha
Me: seems like it ahahahaha
Claud: i lost because i can't fully make fun of you
Me: ahahahahahahahahaha
Me: how sad for you :(

Me: i was gonna start making the rest of the polls
Me: but then i got high
Claud: i was gonna vote up in them polls, but then i got high
Me: the polls still don't exist and i know why!
Me: because i got high
Me: because i got high
Me: because i got hiiIiiIiIigh
Claud: and then i saw the contestants, and you know what?
Claud: oh yeaaaaaaaah i gotta get high
Claud: i gotta get high
Claud: i gotta get hi-iiiiiigh

Claud: :oooooooooo
Claud: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Claud: SCANDALOUS
Me: ahahahahaha is that the topless one?
Claud: mebbers
Me: AHAHAHAHA IT IS
Claud: ahahaha
Me: i shoulda put nips on her ahahahahahhaahahha
Claud: ok you know
Claud: ahahaha YEAH
Me: ahahahahahahahaha was that totally what you were gonna say?
Claud: nooooooo i dunno
Claud: i lost my train of thought ahahaha
Me: ahahahahhahsha
Me: yeah because you're looking at DOLLIEPORN
Me: i dunno
Claud: :OOOOOOOO
Claud: its not dollieporn
Claud: its dolliepr0n
Me: it's educational nudity
Claud: or that

Jimmy: well then get a sex change and name yourself Ron and buy a harley and chew tobacco lol
Me: ahahahahaha FUXZ YEAH
Me: i don't think i could do that
Me: i like dresses too much ahahaha
Me: if i got a sex change i would no longer look so good in them :(
Jimmy: im sorry well then get implants like size E
Jimmy: and then you will have like melons lol
Jimmy: kinda like dog the bounty hunters wife
Jimmy: now those are TITIES!
Me: lmaoooooooo
Me: yeaaaaaah i don't think i want those either
Me: those are SCARY titties
Jimmy: DAMN THINGS COULD RAISE THE TITANIC

Alyssa's subconscious: plagued with faux-Italians!
Alyssa: and his mom is like
Alyssa: "We italian, you know that Alyssa?"
Alyssa: "Ummm... no I didn't."
Alyssa: "We italian and we strong, isn't that right [name withheld]?"
Me: ahahahahahaha!
Alyssa: (In a very strong accent)
Alyssa: [name withheld] "Yes mom, we are italian and we are strong. *eye rolls*"

Alyssa: BUXEMBOURG

Me: i woulda bit 'ludes [on the lip, you pervs] if he didn't have like
Me: how you say
Claud: ???
Me: what's that one fish
Me: ahahahahahahaha i guess i don't really need to finish that sentence, that kinda tells you how bad it was ahahahahaha

Claud: so i got rid of your shirt, and hair
Claud: it looked bad
Claud: i can do better
Me: now i'm nekkid and bald :(
Claud: yeah
Claud: and two different skin tones!
Me: ahahahahahaha that too
Claud: also, you have weird shaped b00bz
Me: nekkid, bald, 2 different skintones, and uggo b00bz :(
Claud: not a good day to be you

Me: i keep sneezing :/
Linn: awww
Me: probably means we gotta vacuum XD
Me: i can't spell that word
Me: vaccuum
Me: vacuum
Me: vacyoom
Linn: vacume?
Me: ahahahaha
Me: neither of us can spell it
Me: so from now on it's vacyoom

Me: ahahahaha so you didn't get my quip about flunking physics cuz we can't do maf
Me: however, we can't be sad about this because it would mean...we'd need a private tutor
Claud: i thought you were flunking physics because of SEXY FRICTION
Me: AHAHAHAHA no that's what i need a private tutor for XD

Me: i was like "he's messing up my hair......haha...ahahahahahaha this kinda tickles....omg i'm getting sleepy...........um, hi.........hee hee, you're cute"
Me: and he had an accent too :x a job and an accent, can't ask for much more than that
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Claud: i love our standards

Claud: *camps out in ur brain lawls*
Me: ahahahahaha do you like it there?
Claud: no!
Claud: its warm
Me: ahahahahahahaha
Claud: and sticky
Claud: and its got brain juice
Claud: keeps making the camp fire go out :'(
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahahaha until you said the brain juice thing it sounded like you might have been camping somewhere else
Claud: A CAVE?!?!?!? :OOOO :PPPP
Me: you could call it that i guess XD
Claud: i'm making SMORES
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Me: in my brain?
Me: ahahahahahahahaha
Me: *loses more brain cells thanks to the smores*

Me: i have an idea
Me: let's go to bed :D
Me: i do have to go :((
Me: ahahahahahahahaha
Claud: awwwwwwwww :(
Claud: but i just got a soda
Me: time to have nice lovely dreams about babymaking with b....................................
Me: aby!larry and zoo!larry
Claud: bryce?
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Me: nope
Claud: i was gonna say brutus
Me: AHAHAHAHA YOU DORK

The other difference between me and Claud:
Claud: oh yeah
Claud: that was in the debate forum
Claud: i pwned so many people in that forum
Claud: i pwned them so hard
Me: i avoided so many people in that forum
Me: i avoided them so hard

Claud: i read that as homo fob
Claud: like, are they fresh off the gay cruise?
Me: ahahahahaahahaha yeah
Me: they are
Claud: fabulous?!?!?
Me: ahahahahaha or in their case FOBulous
Claud: ahahahahahaha fobulous
Me: i'm imagining some gay filipino boy rapper XD

Claud: aw shiiiiit
Claud: its late
Me: okay
Me: go to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claud: stupid mofuggin school
Claud: okies
Me: ahahahahaha
Claud: MOM
Me: stupid mofuggin school indeed
Me: ahahahahaha you call me mom and i'm like "WORD ON THE STUPID MOFUGGIN SKOOL THING"
Claud: ahahahaha
Claud: you are the best mom evah
Me: i know huh? :D
Me: things the coolest moms say: "fook skool!"
Claud: ahahahaha
Claud: cool mom angie
Me: shame i'm not having kids huh?
Me: ahahahaha i'd make the WORST mom ever
Claud: pfft i doubt that
Me: "Mommy do I haaaaaaaaave to go to skool today?" "Nah. Let's go shopping"
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Claud: TERRIBLE
Me: ahahahaha SEE

Me: i mean, i can understand saying that shit when she's not around but COME ON ahahahaha
Me: rude
Claud: srsly
Me: r00d lolz
Claud: thats like, so low
Claud: r00d XD
Claud: d00d
Claud: cr00d
Claud: crude XD
Me: f00d....oh wait. ahahahaha
Claud: l00d
Claud: oh wait
Claud: thats lewd
Claud: ahahahahahahaha
Me: lmao it works!!!
Me: quaal00dz
Me: ahahahaha we need sleep XD
Claud: ahahaha oh yeah!
Claud: we so d00

Me: ahahahaha i just typed boooooooooooooze in my address bar
Me: yes, i am easily amused
Me: Full Size Image of boooooooooooooze
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Claud: you so are
Claud: mmm booze
Me: mmmmmm boooooooooooooze
Me: couple of boozers us!!!!!
Me: okay let's see how long we can go without talking about boooooooooooooze XD
Claud: ok
Claud: ahahahahaha
Claud: i'm still looking at beer pictures
Me: so. my AHAHAHAAHA THAT LASTED ABOUT TWO SECONDS

Claud: did you even sleep linn?!?!?! ahahaha
Linn: it's 6.30 in the morning already...
Linn: no, i didn't sleep XD
Claud: awwwwwwrs :'( stupid time zones
Claud: CRAZY
Me: sleep...that's what school's for right?!?!?!

Claud: cld n ngl
Claud: ahahahahahahaha
Claud: stupid
Claud: *ded*
Me: ahahahahahahahaha
Me: i think i have a newfound appreciation for vowels
Claud: me too
Claud: me too.....

Claud: but i still like yelling out RACIST whenever possible
Me: me: so i really like your france entry
Me: claud: RACIST

Linn: I only do me nowadays XD
Linn: that sounded a bit pervy XD
Me: lmao it DID

Me: to be honest, i don't think [Kim] belongs on the [MDE] panel, if he's gonna get bored at looking at stuff we've already finished
Linn: he's standing right next to me XD
Kim: LIES!
Me: ahahaha WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER TELL ME THIS SHIT WHEN I'M TALKING SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE

Kim: YOU THINK MY [DOLL'S] HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT?!
Kim: :-O
Me: i didn't say shit!
Me: i said doodie
Me: XD
Linn: XD
Linn: wanna give him CC?
Kim: It's the same fucking thing!
Me: just a sec
Kim: shit, doodie, dump, lump, brown cake surprise if you will
Kim: floater
Me: nice
Me: poop
Kim: not that I am giving you a hard time, I just wanted to express that no matter what word you use to cover up the fact it still, looks like shit...
Me: YOU SAID IT, NOT ME!

Me: i was thinking something with the EU stars, but not all of europe is part of the EU...
Linn: nah...Norway isn't XD
Linn: I want to be though..it means cheaper things
Me: for reals?...oh wow ahahahaha
Me: i just saw that ahahaha
Me: *good american*
Linn: cheaper candy, booze, smoke, and meat
Me: ahahahahaha
Me: all the best things am i right???
Linn: yessiry

Alyssa: my english teacher is gonna kill me
Alyssa: I wrote six very crappy paragraphs
Alyssa: XD
Alyssa: they're basically like this
Alyssa: "Happiness is important a child, and comes through the little thigns. Even a simple toy can make them happy. They also can be happy when other people are happy. It's clear that children are easily happy"
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: happy happy happy
Me: all the time

Me: i funno
Me: dunno
Me: ahahahahaha funno XD
Claud: ahahahahaha
Claud: funno!!!!
Me: i think i'll use that from now on!
Me: i funno
Claud: i funno if thats a good idea :/
Me: i fink it is!
Claud: ahahahaha are we replacing both "d" and "th" with "f"?
Me: ahahahaha maybe?
Me: makes fings harf fo' type!

Me: i've worked with this guy...i used to think he was pretty cool
Me: now i just wanna slap him around and ask him "WTF WERE YOU THINKING?!?!"
Claud: yeah dude thats horrible ><
Me: on a lighter note...
Me: 2 of my classmates got arrested
Claud: AHAHAHAHAHA
Claud: HOW IS THAT LIGHTER?
Me: well they weren't ripping thousands of bucks off a community organization ahahahahaha

Claud: omg i am so out of it
Me: ahahaha we both are
Me: although you have a far better excuse than i do
Claud: i does!!!!!!
Me: you meds
Me: me deds

Claud: he's an asshole
Me: he needs....testicle clamps
Me: tee hee
Me: i said
Me: clamps
Claud: ahahahahaha
Claud: ahahahahahahahahaha
Claud: i was totally expecting the other word

Me: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
Claud: you like to...MOVE IT!
Me: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
Me: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Claud: okay
Claud: i get it
Me: YOU LIKE TO....sit down and be a party p00per

Me: oh shit man
Linn: what?
Me: my mom just changed the channel! i was watching maury! ;_;

Me: AWWWWWWW NO MAURY TODAY ;_;
Claud: omfg i MISSED maury
Claud: although it probably wasn't on
Me: all is not right with the world when maury is not on
Claud: ahahahaha and most people would say that its not right when it is on

Me: AHAHAHAHAHA BILL O'SHITHEAD DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE OUR GOVERNOR'S NAME
Claud: ahahahahahahahaha
Claud: bill blows ass
Me: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISPRONOUNCE "LINGLE"?!?!?!?!

Me: ahahahahahha i dunno if we have anything that would be good in hot chocolate
Me: maybe kahlua...MAYBE
Claud: kahlua is good on everything
Claud: sammiches

Me: but we get there, aaron and obed head straight for the pool tables and kristian goes off to socialize...
Me: i like doing neither
Me: so yeah
Claud: you sat there
Claud: while that one "all by myself" song was playing?
Claud: and you looked sad?
Me: oh you know it ahahahahahaha
Claud: PLEASE TELL ME THIS HAPPENED

Me: ahahahaha alyssa and i are/were playing mash
Me: i got the GREATEST result
Claud: oh i remember mash
Claud: fun times with that game
Claud: what did ya get?
Me: hang on, gotta find it
Me: Your husband's name is Shane and you have 0 children. You're a Singer who drives to work every day in a Gold Corvette. It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Shane in your mansion in Russia.
Me: PIMP
Claud: omg
Claud: that is a really good one ahahaha
Me: this one was pretty funny too
Me: Your husband's name is Larry and you have 0 children. You're a Streetwalker who drives to work every day in a Green Hippity Hop. It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with Larry in your house in Russia.
GEEZ IF I'M WITH LARRY WHY AM I WALKING THE STREETS
Me: and riding a hippity hop no less XD

Me: who would win the "most gratuitous use of parentheses in a song title"
Claud: ummm
Claud: ahahahahaha
Claud: you probably
Claud: for suggesting such a specific contest

Me: WHOA WTF WAS THAT
Me: ahahahaha don't mind me, i'm watching a dee vee dee
Claud: i'm watching you
Claud: watching me
Claud: watching you
Claud: watch me
Me: watching you?
Me: watching me
Claud: ahahahahahahahaha
Claud: YEAH!
Me: we are watching each uddaaaaahhhhh
Claud: udah!
Me: i am watching you too

Claud: give me the cd name
Me: shit....i think the site is still there but it's refusing to let me connect
Me: ^ that's the cd name :D
Claud: i h8 you

Me, quoting a Blogorrah comment: I have PROOF Sligo is the Shitest Town in Ireland. The RTC has got ugraded to a Higher Institute of Technology. Confused?
Sligo Higher Institute of Technology = S.H.I.T.
Case Solved my Dear Watson.
Claud: muff, what a tragic name :/
Claud: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Claud: THATS TERRIBLE
Me: ahahaha i went to the wikipedia page for muff
Claud: and?
Me: It is known for the Borderland dance hall, and more recently for the fact that tourists like to stop and get their photo taken by the town sign, as in this photo
Me: (pic)
Me: MUFF! hee hee hee
Claud: AHAHAHAHA
Claud: WE ARE SO GONNA BE THOSE FUCKING TOURISTS
Me: YOU DAMN RIGHT
Me: ahahahaha and all the irish people are just gonna point and laugh at us
Claud: seriously
Claud: and we are gonna just point and laugh at THEM
Claud: friggin muffians
Claud: ahahaha
Me: ahahahahahaha yeah
Me: like "don't look at me, yer the ones living in a town called muff. HA HA!"
Claud: ahahaha EXACTLY

Me: i'm speechless
Me: we're half watching the ellen show and some freakazoid with 30 inch long fingernails is on and yeah
Me: ew
Claud: ewwwwww
Claud: how does she wipe her butt?
Me: THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE WONDERS
Me: frankly, i'd rather not know ahahahahahahahahaha
Claud: ahahahahahahahahaha
Me: she asked her that in a kinda roundabout way
Claud: she has doodie in her nails
Me: probably
Me: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Me: ahahahahahahaha
Me: even when i used to keep my nails looking fake, i would get grossed out sometimes ahahaha
Claud: ahahahaha
Claud: thats not hygenic!
Claud: doodie
Claud: ahahahaha
Me: lolz doodie
Me: ahahaha with us it's not "bitchy comment, bitchy comment, dick joke"
Me: it's "bitchy comment, dick joke, horny comment, dick joke, bitchy comment, doodie joke"

Me: hey i got a question
Claud: i might have an answer
Me: why won't you have some dirty hot sex with me?
Claud: ermmmmmm
Claud: because i prefer your dad?
Claud: ahahahahahahahahaha
Claud: why was i expecting something serious?
Me: WHY YOU GOTTA SLEEP WITH MY DAD?!?!?!?! ;_;

Claud: can i ask you something?
Me: as long as it's not why i won't have dirty hot sex with you XD
Claud: DAMMIT
Me: ahahahahahahaha
Claud: its not like i'm asking you to give it up for free >_>
Me: can we start it right now?
Claud: man, i don't know the rest XD

Claud: its tearing up my heart
Claud: when i'm with you
Claud: but when we are apart?
Claud: i feel it too
Me: hmmm. yeah. you might wanna get that checked

Claud: i just need to marry someone who is loaded XD
Me: you and me both!
Claud: thats the dream right there :))
Me: no shit!
Claud: oh yeah, there is a feminist out there who just died with me saying that

Me: man i wish i had had this answer handy a few days ago
Me: "so what do you wanna do in the future?" "be some rich dude's trophy wife"
Claud: ahahahahahaha god i wish i could say that
Claud: just to shut everyone the hell up

Me: i want to enter a quitting contest! i'd win hands down! XDDD
Claud: ahahahahaha me too
Claud: i wouldnt even enter thats how good i am
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: yeah "quitting contest"...that's kinda counterproductive isn't it

Claud: me and my friend used to have this stupid sentence we would say whenever we would seriously fuck up a word or something XD
Claud: something along the lines of "i ain't hardly never done speak no good english"

Me: daaaaaaamn....i want to rent the house that this dude on my street is moving out of
Claud: por que?
Me: it's a nice house :))
Claud: thats reason enough ahahaha
Me: and it's practically at the end of my street too
Me: that would be funny..."yeah hey i'm moving out of my parents' house...down the street"

Me: well okay...i had gotten to school maybe 15 minutes before the first warning bell, which was kinda late for me
Me: i saw all my friends headed toward the vice principal's office and was like "ohhhhhh shit"
Claud: uhuh
Me: i think one of them explained to me what happened then, not sure
Me: either way, what had happened was one of them was doing something in an off limits area
Me: she was willing to take her punishment but watanabe kicked everyone out, even though they weren't doing shit
Claud: crazy ass o_0
Me: sooooo when we took it to the vp, she said WTF MIG WAS IN THE BOTTOM 3 LAST NIGHT?!?!?!

Claud: an r kelly intervention?
Me: i dunno
Me: ahahahahahaha
Me: you want one?
Claud: sure
Me: claudia
Me: you MUST stop listening to r kelly
Me: NOW
Me: ummm
Me: listen to
Me: i dunno
Me: i dunno is awesome
Claud: I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT!
Claud: you don't know me!!!!!!!
Claud: YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: i know you well enough to know you aren't gonna listen to me anyways :p
Claud: ahahahahahahahaha
Claud: yeah true dat XD

Claud: more shadows!
Claud: it needs to be dark!
Claud: like your soul!!!!!!! >:)
Me: it's not supposed to be uber shiny or anything but fucking a if i can get the damn shading right ahahahaha
Me: ahahahahaha dark soul my ass
Me: i see one place that definitely needs more and i meant to add them today...but lazy ahahahaha
Claud: no, your ass is rather pale!
Me: not as pale as most of my friends!
Claud: most probably yes XD
Claud: i like it though
Claud: i'd hit it!
Me: ahahahahahaha now i don't know if you're talking about my doll or my ass
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Claud: your doll!
Me: i was hoping that
Claud: although i see how you could get confused XD

Claud: that tanuki av you have looks like he has giant nuts :)) :))
Me: he DOES have giant nuts :)) :))

Claud: ha ha tanuki
Me: everyone loves tanuki!
Claud: ahahahaha yeah, he's packin' XD

Me: *is listening to Yeah! (feat. Ludacris & Lil Jon) by Usher*
Me: NO NO NO! NO NO! NO!
Claud: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Claud: no no! noooo
Me: down on the NO key
Claud: i was chillin in the club with mah homies
Me: she said baby let's go
Claud: i dont remember the rest ahahahahaha
Me: and i told her, i said
Me: NO NO NO! NO NO! NO!
Me: or whatevs
Me: ahahahahahahaha
Me: she asked for one more dance, and i'm like NO!
Claud: usher doesnt feel like paying more child support

Claud: you wanna stay up and write my essay for me?
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHA you funny
Claud: and i can go to bed now and wake up at 4?
Me: ahahahahahaha what's sad is i probably would if i knew what the essay was about and cared about the subject
Claud: its about media violence
Claud: and its effect
Claud: on the KIDZ
Me: ahahahahahaahahahaha....yeah best i not write about that XD
Me: "Marathon 2 made me a very good person. When I was 12 i liked to pretend my friend were evil Pfhor, shape my hands like pistols and shoot them"

Me: ohhhh man my kids are gonna call me a hypocrite
Me: "no you can't date that boy! he has crazy hair and he's a troublemaker"
Me: "but mooooooom! your prom date had blue hair!"
Me: "...............that's different! don't ask how, it just is! now eat your brussels sprouts"
Claud: ahahahahahaha yeah, HYPOCRITE

Claud: my friends said i would make an excellent mom XD
Me: ahahahahahaha
Claud: that made me smile :))
Me: my mom seems to think i'll be a good parent
Claud: omg, my friends and your mom are crazy
Me: yeah
Me: i was like
Me: "WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?!"
Claud: "alright kids...road trip! pick a cd....the vandals...nin....dr dre...whatever you want!"
Me: ahahahahahahahahahaha
Claud: "la la la bitches aint shit but hoes and triiiiicks...lets play i spy!"
Me: "pick a tattoo, any tattoo"
Claud: at least they'll have a mom tattoo XD
Me: or when i take them to get their ears pierced
Me: "no no no no, do not get the classy little studs...get those big ass diamonds"

Claud: peoples was all up on you
Me: seriously
Me: it's tough being this gorgeous
Me: or something ahahahaha
Claud: how YOU doing, angela?
Claud: ahahahaha
Me: ahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: i'm shy :/

Claud: what have you been up to anyways?
Me: just....shit ahahahaha
Claud: :)) :)) okay!
Me: that kinda covers everything don't it...oh god that sounds wrong

Linn: any ideas for a name to the forum?
Me: OH MY GOD FREAKING PEOPLE WALKING UP TO OUR HOUSE UNANNOUNCED ><

Claud: ahahaha man! i am SO GONNA KICK ASS AT BEING A PSYCHOLOGIST
Me: tee hee i'm thinking couples therapy
Me: i would be so terrible at that
Me: "DUMP HIS ASS ALREADY!"
Claud: ahahahaha i think i'd be playing tetris and nodding the entire time
Claud: with the occassional "and how does that make you feel?"
Me: ahahahahahaha you don't care about your clients' relationships and i'm just out to end my clients' relationships
Me: we make a great team
Claud: we should open an office together!
Me: relationship enders
Claud: no no!
Claud: ahahahaha
Claud: thats not gonna entice clients!

Claud: how can i tell this man that i want to have his babies?
Me: oh fuck ahahahaha
Me: i dunno
Claud: perhaps its best i dont find out
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Me: well there's always the classic "voulez vous coucher avec moi"
Claud: blah, forget that
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Me: ummm...
Claud: hee, babelfish
Me: hahahaha yeah
Claud: Je veux avoir vos bébés
Me: tu baises oui ou non?
Me: do you want to fuck or not
Claud: ahahahahahaha!
Claud: that is clASSy

Me: if [my dad] discovers i'm on a corrs site he'll be like "i wanna see!"
Claud: ahahahahahaha he likes the corrs?
Me: he LOVES them ahahahahaha
Claud: i'm just picturing some little filipino man singing that breathless song XD
Me: my mom got me that "out of ireland" documentary a few years ago and they're on it...it's the only part he watches ahahahahahaha
Me: ahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Me: i didn't say he liked their music XD
Claud: ohhhhhh!
Claud: ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Claud: ahahahahahaha!

Claud: so are you excited for teh holidays?
Me: uhhhh........ahahahahaha
Claud: i'm gonna take that as a FUXZ YEAH

Me: ...tab a into slot b?
Claud: nope
Claud: not getting it
Claud: something with computers?
Me: okay ummmmm....
Me: pu in sai
Claud: is that some kind of dessert?
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: stop it
Claud: oh bad me ahahahahahahaha

Linn: hahaha..ya'll crazy, I just finished a convo with jen and Lauren....they are Hobgs...yes Hobgs, not hobags
Me: ahahahahahahaha so who typoed that?
Linn: me..so now it's hobg
Me: ajahahahahahaha
Me: whoops! typoing rubbbing off
Me: typing eith one hand is fun
Me: holy shit i think this is a record
Linn: hahahahah
Me: and i am not even staring at larry
Linn: haha, well, we could just try to guess what it would look like if you were staring at larry
Me: aoi il iri lrioeflwa frjrli <---- something like that
Me: i blame the nectarine
Linn: oh, blaming it on a fruit, now that's powerful

Claud: might as well do something productive with your celibacy!
Claud: become a nun!!! :D
Claud: spread the word of the Good Lord
Me: i don't think i can do that ahahahaha
Claud: for in He, all things are possible
Claud: or Him
Me: the word of the Good Lord:
Me: "Good Lord you are a prude!"

Me: friggin' a my entire torso STILL hurts ahahahahaha
Claud: what the hell were YOU doing?
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: having mad acrobat sex!

Me: i mean c'mon...larry...brooksie...umm.........help me out here hahahahaha
Claud: uhhhh
Claud: ummmm
Claud: that one guy!
Me: that really narrows it down, claudia

Claud: wait wtf ahahahahaha
Claud: i've liked FOUR flips and they are automatically my type???!

Lynnie: we should become mods for a day
Eva: I know :((
Lynnie: so we can bang
Eva: =))!!!!!!!!!!

Me: yaaaaaaaay the stupid singing show is coming on pretty soon!
Claud: what stupid singing show???
Me: hawaii stars, baby!
Me: imagine american idol on acid
Claud: i would SO watch that! ahahaha
Me: it is heeeee-larious
Me: yet another reason to get you over here!
Claud: ahahahaahaha like i need MORE!
Me: cute local boys....
Me: american idol on acid...
Me: me...
Claud: ahahaha you are number one!
Claud: then local boys
Claud: then american idol on acid

Claud: my parties dont stop till 6 in da mornin'!
Claud: okay thats not true
Claud: they stop around 4:45 in the morning
Me: my parties stop whenever they feel like it!
Me: or when someone calls the cops! UH OH!
Claud: well see on my party invites i write "From 6 pm to 4:45 am"
Claud: someones ALWAYS gotta call the popos XD

Me: AHAHAAHAHHA
Me: your screenname
Me: Linn(L) Lets all go out and fuck everything that moves......boy or girl XD
Claud: ahahahahaha i love it linn!
Me: i don't remember ever seeing that one ahahahaha
Linn: hahahahaha

Claud: AWWWWWWWWWW LOVE FEST!
Claud: I CAN'T WAIT TILL I SEE YOU BITCHES IN IRELAND!
Me: I CAN'T WAIT EITHER OMGZ
Claud: OMGZ YAY
Claud: I AM SOOOO GONNA GET KNOCKED UP!
Claud: <33333333333
Claud: ysay!
Me: I'M GONNA GET MARRIED AND THEN KNOCKED UP
Me: AND LIVE WITH HIM AND HIS MAMMY FOREVER YSAAAAAAAAY
Me: <333333333
Claud: YSAAAAAAAAAAAAY! <33333333333
Linn: I'M GONNA GET AN EDUCATION!!!!!
Claud: poo! linn, you're out of the trip1
Claud: this trip is about knockin' boots!
Linn: ok, I can have sex..how does that sound, with a condom! *-)
Claud: ALRIGHT THEN!
Claud: rubbers XD
Linn: hahah IT'S A DEAL THEN
Claud: SWEET!
Me: YSAY!

Claud: omg that is so GROSS AND ILLEGAL
Claud: HOWEVER
Claud: i would date a 24 year old XD
Me: well.....we're legal!
Me: ahahahahahahahaha
Claud: or ya know
Claud: even a foxy 40 yr old
Claud: ahahahahahahaha no not really
Me: ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: i know, i know...replace "foxy" with "rich"
Claud: i know YOU would
Claud: ahahahahahahaha
Claud: it's not about money
Claud: it's about LOVE
Claud: and TRUST
Claud: and A MERCEDES
Claud: OR BENTLEY
Claud: and umm...
Claud: COMPASSION

Me: i once had someone tell me to eat myself out, "you're flexible enough!"
Claud: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Claud: omgggggggggg
Claud: thats funny
Me: ahahahhahaha AND NOW YOU ARE GONNA USE THAT?!?!?!?
Claud: nah probably not
Claud: i still like blow
Claud: ahahahahahaha
Me: i don't even know why the hell he said it, i wasn't being an ass ahahahahaha
Me: he could have used that at any other time...he had to pick the one time i wasn't being an ass
Claud: he just wants to start shit ahahahaha
Me: he TOTALLY did ahahahaha
Me: we had some good lines back in that class, unfortunately that's the only one i can remember XD

Claud: i cant remember what the whole comment was but he was like "oh yeah well thats not what your dad said last night! oh wait...fuck...no no!"

Linn: pikachu is gay, theres something more then friendship between him and ash
Me: ahahahahahaahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
Me: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
Linn: you know the way they always look at each other
Me: LALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Linn: (evidence)
Linn: OH YEAH BABY, SOMETHING MORE THEN JUST FRIENDS
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO WRONG
Linn: look how they cuddle

Claud: i just hate downloading off that site, cuz it takes forever
Me: *busts out tiny violin*
Claud: ahahahaha SHADDUP

Me: OH MY GOD THAT'S WHO HE IS
Me: i knew i recognized him from somewhere ahahahahahahaha
Claud: yeeeeeeeep
Claud: i dont watch the show
Claud: but i want to
Me: him AND josh...AND naveen...why don't i watch this show?!?!?!
Claud: omg i KNOW
Claud: WHY DON'T I?!?!?!?!
Me: WE NEED TO CATCH THE REPEATS
Claud: omggggggg
Claud: he isn't as hot on the show DX
Me: who cares, you have josh holloway who is also hot
Claud: that other dude is hot
Claud: geez you know........... o_0
Claud: naveen!!!!!
Me: fucking a, there's one for everybody ahahahahaha
Claud: YES
Claud: he is stunning too
Me: fuck yeah
Me: WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE WATCH THIS SHOW?!?!?!?!?!

Claud: i wish i was an admin =/
Claud: so i can ban people ;_;
Claud: thats all i really want.... ;_;
Me: ahahahaha shit, half the forum would be banned XD
Claud: not HALF
Claud: like....a quarter!

Claud: fuck the city in ruins, we are gonna be too big XD
Claud: polka dots?
Me: ahahahaha it's quite a change from city in ruins to polka dots
Claud: ehhh....we'll see i guess XD
Me: i did kinda like the art gallery idea
Claud: but thats sooooo much to pixel! DX
Me: look at it this way
Me: i know painters who paint a damn red square in the middle of a huge fucking canvas XD
Claud: how is that art?
Me: i dunno, ask them XD
Me: put damn squiggles on something and call it abstract
Me: or minimalist abstract
Me: you get my drift XD

Me: i think i'm going to post the rules LOLZ
Claud: :)) go for it
Me: man people aren't gonna want to read them
Me: because they're all in caps
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA
Me: all in caps except for one word that is XD
Claud: ahahahahahaha nice!
Me: i forgot about the teh filter XD

And they say I'M the bad influence:
Me: ehhhhh i can't sleep at night
Me: i should seriously look into pills ahahahaha
Claud: or or or BOOZE!

Megan: wheres she gone
Me: dude i dunno!
Me: ahhh there all better now...?
Megan: its cus we said the word schlong
Me: ahahahahaah
Me: it was either that or the yellow flying sex toy

Linn: he's bragging about how much money he makes OMG
Me: ahahahahahaha actually the slightly more disturbing part
Me: is that he's telling you how fast it goes away XD

Claud: find me a hawt base
Claud: so i can work on sas' entry
Claud: she has to be able to hold something in her hand
Claud: i'm gonna give her a whippy thing
Me: you gonna do the hawt adult film actress
Claud: duh
Me: ahahahah it wasn't a question!

Linn: he's cute though, very quiet, and the other girls were teaching him how to say cunt
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA nice
Linn: oh yes....
Linn: he even called one of the girls flirtycunt...but what he meant to say is flirtykitten...it sounds the same in norweigan XD
Linn: I was like...he just called you a cunt....and she said...oh..haha....so we had to explain there was ONE letter which was the difference..blabla...and then he still called her a flirtycunt...maybe he thought she was one XD

Me: i'm trying to remember who wrote what on the book...
Me: oh! hee
Me: sam wrote "bakatare!" to steven
Me: the kicker about that?
Me: sam is filipino and steven is japanese XD

Me: a lot of people i know would consider a song from 1998 "old!"
Claud: my friend thinks that freakin bryan adams song is an oldie
Claud: and i was like "seriously?"
Claud: damn people!
Claud: ahaha
Me: ahahahahaha i know!
Me: i'm like "geez...1998 was only what...7 years ago"
Claud: wow it WAS 7 years ago!
Claud: that was a long time ago
Me: ahahahahahahahaha
Me: so now that you think about it that freakin bryan adams song just MIGHT be an oldie?!?!?!
Claud: not an oldie
Claud: just old and lame
Me: that works for me!

Linn: tee hee
Linn: there really is a band called gang Bang
Me: wow ahahahaha
Linn: thats the sad part XD
Me: the sadder part is i am curious ahahaha

Me: yay for multiple personalities ahahaha
Claud: what a horrible thing to yay ahahahahaha
Me: ahahahahaha i thought that as soon as i hit return
Claud: ahahahahahahaha i love it!
Me: was like "wait a minute....should i really be yay'ing that"
Claud: my psychology class told me no
Claud: i think
Claud: i dunno
Claud: i wasn't really paying attention

Claud: the whole chorus was bleeped
Claud: except for lil john's "YEAAAAAAAH!"
Me: ahahahahahahahaha
Me: that is my kinda song!
Claud: ahahahaha oh so horrible
Claud: it came on when my mom was in the car
Claud: she gave me an EVIL glare
Claud: and i was like "oh my god how appaulling! i shall change the station!"
Claud: errr appalling!
Claud: fuk i cnt spel 2dai

Possibly the dorkiest thing I have ever said:
Me: oh god and lord of the dance is doing a week-long run in honolulu...and we can't go, my mom hates flying
Linn: awww
Me: if we lived in honolulu, we would SO be there
Linn: hehe
Me: cute irish boys step-dancing? *drool*

Claud: or or or the game of life
Claud: "WHY THE HELL AM I HAVING TWINS?!?! DAMMIT!"
Claud: video games i am worse ahahahaha
Me: "CAN'T FIT ANY MORE GODDAMN KIDS IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT CAR!"
Claud: EXACTLY!
Me: "SUPERSTAR THAT MAKES $20000? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!"
Claud: i made more cash when i DIDN'T go to college ahaha
Me: oh me too
Me: me too
Me: ahahahaha
Claud: "FUCK YOUR ART FEES!"

Linn: his foot is cute, is the rest cute?
Me: i think he's younger than YOU! ahahahahaha
Me: i can't tell you!
Me: yeah he is younger than you, it's [his brother] who's around your age
Linn: hahaha ok ^_^ *shameless childmolester*
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA you rob the cradle, i rob the grave!

Me: but yeah anyway uncle mikey's has one of those cages now o_0
Claud: ahahahahaha and you danced in it huh?
Claud: because your inner stripper wanted to
Me: ahahahahaha no
Me: cage = trashy, pole = classy
Me: *is full of shit*
Claud: i dunno they are both kinda trashy to me XD

Me: SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HIS PENIS!
Linn: haha, i have carrots bigger then his penis
Linn: hahahahhahaaha
Me: MY penis is bigger than his
Me: which is kinda sad
Me: considering I DON'T HAVE ONE

Me: "i want you to start living as a gay woman!"
Linn: haha, thats the prank call I got XD
Me: ahahahahaha i remember that!
Me: dude i should do that to someone
Me: "are you having sex?" "umm...uhhhhh..." "what the hell are you thinkin'?"
Linn: hahahaha
Me: oh no better
Me: "are you having sex?" "hell yeah!" "that's a load of crap!"
Linn: hahahhaa
Me: "are you having sex? i don't believe that's true at all!"
Linn: haha or..
Linn: "are you having sex?" "no" "fair enough"

Claud: what is her name?
Me: ahahhaha ummmmmm
Me: her name is the board just went down!
Claud: dammit that was what i was gonna name MY kid

Claud: i think i screamed one time in derek's car
Me: ahahahahaha!
Claud: oh yes i did
Me: i've screamed a couple times in bobby's car...and every damn time in jeremy's
Me: ahahahahaha sounds so wrong
Claud: ahahahahahaha horrible
Claud: it really does since you are a perv
Me: pffft, like you're not
Claud: honestly i so wasn't thinking that

Claud: ramen can suck it!!!!!
Claud: hahaha
Me: hahahaha it's like such staple food here
Claud: hahahaha it is over here when you are poor haha
Me: ramen and nyquil...how hardc0re!
Claud: thats how we do it..hood rich!

Trevor using Kayla's SN: want to have sex?
Me: only with larry mullen jr.
Me: ahahahahahaha
Me: *terrible*
Trevor: Once more I was talking to kay. EGO UP to hi
Me: hey at least i didn't answer "yes!"
Me: and heyyyyyy...you didn't say "with me"
Me: it could be taken as a general question

Claud [ FUCK BONO! ] says: *pokes*
Angela Mullen // ONLY IF HE GIVES ME A BUNNY! says: tee hee

Claud: you have the weirdest taste in men
Me: hahahaha
Me: no i don't!
Me: i have...um...wide-ranging taste in men!
Me: various flavors of white